Spring Training

I've started rolling out of bed early to do some of that exercise stuff I've heard people talk about. I'm not quite sure how me shuffling around the neighborhood is going to help me get ready for the Tri-athawhatever in the summer, but I guess it can't hurt... Well, yes it does hurt, because I apparently need to stretch way more than I do. Also, I've gained a couple of pounds since I started because since I'm running in the morning, I think that I can eat all of the Easter candy I can snarfle. At least I'm doing a community service by giving the morning dogwalkers something to chuckle about.

Tomorrow morning I'll ride the bike and see how that goes.

Oh well, I guess I'm just beefing up for the "before" picture.

Now about something else... My Vegas trip was fun. I never won anything at the slots, but I only played about $25 total during the 2 days because I was never feeling the winning vibe. Mostly I bring up the trip to warn you away from the show we saw, "Bite at the Stratosphere. It was very bad... funny, but not on purpose. I know you're saying how could anybody mess up a show about topless vampires who dance to '80's rock standards? I don't know, but they did. Next they'll combine ice cream and beer to f*&% up those too.